Meng Yao goes to a party at Jin Zixun's apartment hoping to get close to Lan Xichen and gets more than he bargined for when he ends up stuck in a room with Nie Mingjue.
1. Thank you to Kate for quick beta/looking this over, any remaining errors are my own
2. The working title for this was Untamed modern bullshit because the plan, THE PLAN, was to write a quick stupid thing to work out some 3zun ship dynamics for a canon au fic. THE PLAN (please understand how none of my plans work out) was for this to be a quick like 3-5k of porn. I should have known when i was looking at rich people apartments in Beijing that I'd fucked up (did give me time researching universities which was not used here but will be put in the vault for another fic)
3. This is a modern au for very stupid reasons I'm not getting into, but all the sects are rich businessy folks in modern china, Meng Yao is still the bastard son of JGS and his father is covering his educational expenses and nothing else in life so that's where he's at
4. This is like 90% porn
5. Yes there is a Cobra Starship reference in this fic, no i don't regret it